A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?