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(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.
This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

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