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8.
v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).
I'm sorry I was gone so long...I had to poodle.

I'm sorry the bathroom is stank, I poodled in there.
by TeaPeee September 02, 2012
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9.
noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.
I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.
by kidcassanova January 08, 2012
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10.
a fuzzy bitch
Your such a poodle; Get off me poodle
by ECW7 May 15, 2011
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11.
putting shit under a car door handle
1. i'm gonna poodle that truck that always parks there.
2. let's get drunk and go poodling.
3. you hath poodled me for thy last time.
by WGTM September 02, 2012
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12.
A muse, a poet, a goober, cannot organise a root in a whore house. Likes crazy random jokes, even ones at her expense. Has a nasty habit of ruining peoples weekends, dressing in sheets and un-neccessarily challenging people.
Emma: Hey man nice sheet, where and when are we meeting for dinner tonight?
Frank: Some place in the city anytime after 8!
Emma: Your such a P-oodle!
by Rice Bubbles April 22, 2009
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13.
An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.
Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!
by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004
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14.
Neurotic, over privileged, middle aged white lady, with a high sense of entitlement.

These women are very skinny, and have never, ever, heard the word "No" in their lives. As soon as they do, they are reduced to shaking neurosis, as that of a an over-and-inbred puppy-mill dog. In any confrontational situation, they become timid, and are likely to 'bite' out of irrational fear alone.

These women are from middle class backgrounds, sometimes upper class (though the upper crust are rarely seen interacting in common society).

Poodles are the bane of any customer service employee.
Jeff: What was her problem?

Sarah: I know! She is such a poodle!

Tom: Check out the pantsuit on that poodle.
by laika33 June 18, 2011
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