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13.
someone who holds the qualities of a pood. this includes, eating it, licking it, throwing it, rolling in it, etc.
The biggest pood by far is Bernie.
by liane November 16, 2004
 
1.
Past tense of poo. I pood.
I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.
by tractor face February 14, 2005
 
2.
A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
Dave could stand to lose a few pood.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
 
3.
When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.
1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.
by YouHaveBeenBad.com September 04, 2013
 
4.
the dimples on a fat persons knuckles
dude check out his poods

whoa man that shits fat
by muhfucka69 August 18, 2006
 
5.
the request for food under distress..
(in a state of delium), "Pood pleaase"...
by crooks gal January 24, 2013
 
6.
A substitution for verbs, adjectives, and nouns to keep discussions appropriate and on the down low.
Our boss is such a pood.

Pood you.

What the pood.

Stop being so pood.

There is pood on my sandwhich.
by Miss A! April 13, 2011
 
7.
Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.
example 1: hey pood whats up?

example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.
by mojomomo July 04, 2007