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someone who holds the qualities of a pood. this includes, eating it, licking it, throwing it, rolling in it, etc.
The biggest pood by far is Bernie.
by liane November 16, 2004
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1.
Past tense of poo. I pood.
I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.
by tractor face February 14, 2005
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2.
A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
Dave could stand to lose a few pood.
by anonymous January 21, 2003
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3.
When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.
1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.
by YouHaveBeenBad.com September 04, 2013
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4.
Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.
example 1: hey pood whats up?

example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.
by mojomomo July 04, 2007
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5.
the request for food under distress..
(in a state of delium), "Pood pleaase"...
by crooks gal January 24, 2013
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6.
A substitution for verbs, adjectives, and nouns to keep discussions appropriate and on the down low.
Our boss is such a pood.

Pood you.

What the pood.

Stop being so pood.

There is pood on my sandwhich.
by Miss A! April 13, 2011
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7.
A beautiful handsome, yet stupid boy. Often times a pet name. Can also refer to someone who is old enough to be a man, yet remains a boy.
Bird loves her Pood. (pet names)

That pood will never grow up.
by Birdell February 12, 2009
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