An even dumber way than doop for the audible sound of stupidity.
When you see someone do something so incredibly stupid, that you can stare blankly in wonder for hours. That, my friend, is pood.
by RevStan March 04, 2006
Top Definition
Past tense of poo. I pood.
I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.
by tractor face February 14, 2005
A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
Dave could stand to lose a few pood.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
A common usuage for pewdiepie in games.
Cryspy: poods get out of the way!
Poods: no! Senpai noticed me!
by XxlelnotpoodsxX February 24, 2015
When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.
1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.
by September 04, 2013
the dimples on a fat persons knuckles
dude check out his poods

whoa man that shits fat
by muhfucka69 August 18, 2006
the request for food under distress..
(in a state of delium), "Pood pleaase"...
by crooks gal January 24, 2013
A substitution for verbs, adjectives, and nouns to keep discussions appropriate and on the down low.
Our boss is such a pood.

Pood you.

What the pood.

Stop being so pood.

There is pood on my sandwhich.
by Miss A! April 13, 2011

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