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a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".
"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"
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An last-ditch (and usually failed) effort to make something more "x-treme." Usually met with failure and disgust/hatred on the part of the audience.

Taken from an episode of The Simpsons where the creators of The Itchy and Scratchy Show add Poochie, a rapping surfer dog to the cast.
General Greivous was George Lucas' Poochie.
by JakeStar July 30, 2005
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a pharse you use when you are talking to a loved one or a lover.

orginally from adina wagner.
by haley August 14, 2004
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Little pink cartoon dog that no one remembers but me
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a slang term used by men to call their women. Used as a "pet name" towards their girlfriends,wives,or just girls in general.
poochie get me the phone
poochie you are my one and only love!
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An endearing term for a woman who is pretty or beautiful in personality and otherwise, usually between close friends, family, or couples.
You seen Poochie?, I really miss her!
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The crotch area of old women that wear mom jeans, and looks like they have a big sack, a pouch filled with God knows what, or a butt in front.
Joe "Why is your ass on the wrong side?"
Barbara "Oh, this? This is just my poochie."
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