To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)
"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"
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The meaning of pooch is similar to being "Done" Or "Finished" The word is now used in all sorts of conversations to date.

Poochied: Is more of a word for stoners; after they smoked a big dart, drank a 6 to a 12 pack.. If they are really loaded they might say they are "Pickled"
I just took the longest shit to date. I'm Pooched, I'm drained, I'm going the fuck to bed.

This cigerette is finished, it's pooched.
I'm baked like a lays chip i'm pooched.
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to be beaten like a dog or to be diminished in credibility or status, i.e. to be reduced to a "pooch" rather than a "dog" or "wolf" or "junkyard dog'"; to become a bitch. To bitch-slap.
my roomie tried to get all up in my face about rent and dishes, but I pretty well pooched him by the time that was done--in front of his girlfriend, too.

looks like the Pack just pooched the Bears again--30 nothing.
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