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2.
The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating
I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!
by seelindsey November 15, 2011
 
1.
Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.
I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.
by Kieron M May 24, 2008