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2.
Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."
by PooRoomJanitor January 25, 2012
 
1.
Being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant
Kevin Mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison.
by helicine March 01, 2004