poo dangle 

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

poo dangle by deRutte November 13, 2007

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

Udder Poo Dangle by SarahLynnBrown33333 February 20, 2009

Poo Dangles 

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"

Poo Dangles by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009

Danger Poo 

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

Danger Poo by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

poodangle 

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

poodangle by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Poondangler 

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

Poondangler by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009

Poojangle

A disliked person that is referred to as a "jerk" or "annoyance".

Tom is being a poojangle.

Poojangle by Mista Ozank July 4, 2010