Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.
Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.
Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.
Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.
Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?
Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:
- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours
When two kids are in the tub and one drops a dookie and they start throwing it at each other.
1st Girl: "Hey don't be a poo flinger"
2nd Girl: "Shut up and eat my poo" she says as she becomes a poo flinger
|3.||tub o lard|
a nice way to call someone a fatty
ur such a tub o' lard...teehee
verb from the infamous tubgirl photos meaning to acrobatically project copious volumes of liquid faeces out of ones ass at such a velocity and trajectory as to land in ones own face with dramatic artistic effect.
Q:"dude do you want to go out with ani and her friends?"
A: "I'd rather tub myself in to a coma"
|5.||BP Oil Spill|
To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
A women gets into a tub lifts up her ass, and sprays poo all over herself and into her mouth
Ewwww!!! the pics of tubgirl are really nasty!
Tubdan is very similar to tubgirl.com. However the big differance is that it's Dan in the tub getting the fecial facial and not TG.
Wow Dan's tribute to tubgirl is really awsome. I hope that the Navy doesn't find out he likes poo in his face.