| 1. | Poo roll | ||
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Get a someone to shit on your chest, then take the scat and pack it around your penis. After it is packed tightly cum, and let the person eat the shit and semen mixture off your wang Philip ate Jackson's poo roll and then finger fucked his butt until he crapped blood.
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| 2. | tootsie roll | ||
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The little poo that hangs from your ass and seems to take forever to produce Aww. I worked so hard only to make a tootsie roll
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| 3. | Future Poo | ||
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A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!! "Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"
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| 4. | tootsie roll | ||
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the piece of cat shit used when executing a poo handle. i grabbed a tootsie roll from Fluffy's litter box for the poo handle i'm gonna run on my manager.
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| 5. | poo roller | ||
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A poo roller is the name given to a small piece of excrement that has been left behind in ones undergarments.
To be classed as a 'poo roller' the piece of excrement should be at least the size of a raisin, anything smaller and it is mealy a stubborn poo stripe or a textured skid mark. It should also be no larger than a grape as this then falls in to the category of a normal poo and would probably weigh too much to remain in ones undergarment. For Example: At school when you had a swimming lesson (for those fortunate enough too have that facility) you would all get changed together and leave your undergarments hanging over the peg in the changing rooms. It was then common practice for children to then inspect the undergarments of other children in the search of poo stripes or skid marks.
Whilst this sneaky inspection was being carried out, sometimes as the elastic on the undergarment was lowered for inspection a small piece of excrement would roll freely (sometimes high into the air depending on the undergarments elastic) and resulting in either hitting the inspector straight in the face or speeding along the ground towards other petrified onlookers. So be warned and watch out for that 'poo roller'! |
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| 6. | poo ball | ||
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The game that sweeping the nation. Directions- set up a toilet paper roll, place it about 4 feet from the toilet and let the games begin. ball up small pieces of toilet paper and get your hoop on at boarding school. origin- FOrk Union mILITARY aCADEMY. DUDE LETS GO PLAY POO BALL AND THROW IN A FATTY.
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| 7. | Birthday poo | ||
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A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse. Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so? Pete: Just had me a birthday poo! Dave: Congratulations! |
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