An object that flies in one direction, hits something, then blows up. Always fired from rocket launcher.
*rocket flies into car*
*car blows into a million peaces*
rocket poop incredably gasious poop shooting out of your butt at high speeds, because of all the build up of gas pressure behind the poop.
Dude, i just had hard core rocket poop.
I had rocket poop and it splashed water all over my cheeks.
Rocket poop is very releiving.
|3.||Boston Fnog Rocket|
a sort of fnog/boston steamer hybrid where a male shits over his lovers chest then smears it over her vagina with his arse, he then proceeds to give oral sex after which he then inserts his penis hard and fast, like a rocket as it were.
'i gave your wife a boston fnog rocket last night.'
A poo covered penis
I pulled out my bog rocket after a did her up the behind
basicly your so happy you poo so hard you lift offf in to the sky
woah mate that scat rocket took you so high
There are a few main kinds.more...
The Blessed One: This type off poo is the dream poo. You don't need to wipe and you feel the need to cheer after taking only a few minutes in the oval office.
The Bunny Poo: It's a ton of perfect little round poos! WTF!
The Mexican: It burns like the hottest of mexican spices and you need to flush multiple times or risk a clog. It takes hours to wipe the poor, withered butt, and the bathroom's smell kills the next seven people to walk inside.
The Torpido: This poo shoots in like a rocket and in return splashes a wall of water up your butt. You jump three feet in the air in shock.
The Houdini: This poo is the greatest illusionist of them all. You feel the poo, there's poo on the toilet paper, but when you go to look in the toilet, where did it go?! You look a while, then give up and flush, this mystery never seen...
The Skittle: You spend hours on the toilet, trying so hard to rid yourself of the intestinal burden, then finally it hits the water! You wipe, stand up to look at your prize then, you are disapointed to see a skittle-sized poo sitting there.
The Joker: You poo, and spend hours and hours wiping and wiping and when you finally pull up those trousers and are about to exit the bathroom--looks like you weren't done! You disapointedly sit back on the porcelain throne. Beware, there are always two joker cards in a deck.
|7.||lob the rocket|
Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex.
In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
After I fucked her in the ass, there was shit on the bed. So I HAD to lob the rocket!