poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 19, 2010

poo jabber

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.

"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"

by sillysausage January 30, 2006

poo jabber

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult

a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."

by Allanah Self-Righteous May 28, 2006

poo jabber

Poo jabbing is also known as Anal sex.

d4vid "Last night i got some good old poo jabber"

by Benji December 14, 2002

poo jabber

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

by adam096 December 22, 2009

inflatable poo jabber

An erect dick used for anal.

"Mam, may I insert my inflatable poo jabber in your shithole?"

by BudinkleTheWizard June 13, 2016