Term describing a person that steps in feces.
Kevin developed poo-foot when he accidentally stepped in mackenzie & milos feces in the back yard.
Usually found in college/university student accommodation.
Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...
Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.
"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"
1) n. - The sport of playing futball or American soccer outside of a traditional setting, usually in a street or an urban area. Street-footing evolved from the absence of athletic fields in heavily populated areas and could be related to the underground progressive urban subculture of street skating, parkour, break dancing, and hip-hop. Street-footing involves urban techniques such as using walls and objects to ricochet off of and goals made from the environment such as cars, trashcans, etc.more...
2) n.v. - a foot placed in, or the act of placing ones foot in someones face and or mouth while they sleep. This is often a prank for an act previously done to the street-footer by the street-footee. A street-footer often does not wash their feet or induces infections like fungal infections in order to intensify the insult caused by the act of street-footing. Often when street-footing a victim, aclcohol or another intoxicant is involved in making the street-footee fall asleep so the street-footing can easily take place. The street-foot technique is unique to the street-footer.
Some street-footing techniques are listed below...
The Smack - Slapping someones face with the bottom of ones foot. Preferably with dirty or smelly feet.
The Popper/ The Pooer - Repeatedly popping ones heel in and out of the victim's open mouth. Waiting for the sleeping victim to inhale will result in the "pop". If the victim is exhaling the "poo" sound is heard.
The Drag - Dragging the foot over the...
Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.
Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they're just spilling.
We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.
He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.
Poo Leg refers to the mysterious, involuntary spasm of one's leg as one takes a shit. It may be caused by the inclination to arch one's foot so that the heel levitates above the ground. The intensity of the Poo Leg may depend upon the amount, length, or velocity of the shit in question. Furthermore, it is possible to experience a double Poo Leg which resembles playing a double-bass drum during the into of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher". Lastly, it is generally accompanied by beer shits following the previous nights transgressions.
Dude 1: Man, that was a sick party last night.
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, I drank my face off last night. I'm talking
Dude 1: All that beer man. How was this morning?
Dude 2: Poo Leg. What else is new.
Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.more...
Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,
Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water.
Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass.
One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.
The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood.
Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brig...