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When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.
Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!
by Vincentw00t September 23, 2005

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