Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."
The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
A noise which indicates a lack of anything worthwhile to do, as well as indicating that one has the confidence to truly express him or her self in the company of those present.
When I am in IRC and nobody says anything for a while, an appropriate thing for me to say is:
Which would lead others to say "wtf!?" and thus stimulate conversation.
|4.||who fung poo|
Shit hits the FAN ( lay-off at my company )
I had bad day at work! who fung poo? boss mans says lay-off next week!
The amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you're doing a poo at your job.
Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.
"I get paid £5.00 an hour. I worked 24 hours over the past month, which means I earnt £120.00.
I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"
And thus, the Brown Pound is born.
Horrible diarrhea, the kinda that is hard to get out
"it's gonna be a minute, i've got some rough company on the way."
"sorry, i can't eat mexican food, that's just begging for rough company."
1. Coitus; sexual intercourse; the act of copulating.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.
From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
It was obvious to even the most casual observer that Kate Middleton and Prince William had long before their church-sanctioned marriage exchanged methane and enjoyed not a few instances of butty poo.
(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."