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6.
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
by jrfredrick May 21, 2013
 
1.
An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
by Chonky June 03, 2007
 
2.
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
by Colgatepony August 31, 2011
 
3.
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
by bakenshake May 01, 2010
 
4.
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
by pbsbrockton September 03, 2011
 
5.
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
by Jesus Christ SAN December 04, 2009
 
7.
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
by Organ Grinder February 29, 2012