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Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.
Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!
by joey j August 21, 2005
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getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.
Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"
by Dr. Pepper March 09, 2004
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Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.
Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!
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Short for punk'd, owned, dissed, rejected, ejected
Miley and Aly & A.J. got PONED!
by Xx!NILEYNOMORE!xX August 07, 2007
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A word the JONAS BROTHERS ( Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas ) made up. to be shown up at. to be put down by someone better than you.
Joe; Nick, you so got poned!
by dfgfdg March 03, 2008
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Phonetic play on the Internet term pwned, carrying the same meaning.
"I just poned all four of those guys, and smacked the last one with the flag!"

"I just got poned by my history final =\"
by Gogeta May 06, 2004
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Geting beat verry badly in a sport, game, orpersonal endeavor.
Dude I poned your ass in Super Smash Bros.!!!!!!!!!!
by Abel Salazar, II March 28, 2007
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