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5.
A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).
"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."
by Mistress Q February 06, 2008
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1.
Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.
10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck
by ItAiNmTOSCA September 21, 2008
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2.
a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.
Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck
by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008
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3.
To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.
I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
by blackholedying August 18, 2008
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4.
getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.
Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"
by Dr. Pepper March 09, 2004
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6.
To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.
"Dude you got poned!"
by Bryan October 13, 2004
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7.
Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.
Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!
by ShannonK December 20, 2007
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