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26.
An extremeley ambiguous reference to sexual interaction between two parties. Though the term (which often sounds quite amazingly slick because it resembles its root word "bone") can powerfully create a sexual connection between the two parties being referenced, it often leaves the nature of that connection open ended (and thus it can sound really fucking annoying if abused or used incorrectly). I mean...in the best sense it should be used in equivalence with it's root. However, this is often far from the case.
The Rockstar exclaimed, "I want to pone that bitch," which lead us to understand that he had a sexual attraction to that fucking slut (who was definitely ponable in sight), though we were unable to reject the null hypothesis that he just wants to make out with the bitch (you know, to prevent any bullshit, like crabs for instance).
by nesia January 15, 2006
 
1.
A type of cornbread.
DUDE!! this pone is AWESOME!!!
(check wiki.)
by 12312312 May 13, 2008
 
2.
nonexistent.
actual word=pwn

easy way to find a n00b on the internet.
dude im gonna pone you!
WTF...N0oB! *pwns*
by crazo May 21, 2008
 
3.
Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.

They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.

It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
Pones is my OTP! It's my favourite slash pairing ever!
by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009
 
4.
Brony-speak for pony, usually in slang.
Lona is best pone.
by Donarsson September 07, 2013
 
5.
The idiot's way to spell pwn.

Pwn orignated from World Of Warcraft, where someone misspelled the word owned, and turned into pwned. Therefore, poned, or pone, makes no sense.
Guy 1:Haha that stupid kid got poned!!
Guy 2:You moron, it's not pone, it's pwn! Pwned, he got pwned!
by Fishhh. May 20, 2009
 
6.
As in Al Capone (the notorious gangster/ murder); to beat up, hurt, mess up
(After someone really pisses you off)

I'm gonna 'pone his ass!
by Lil Bootie December 15, 2008
 
7.
To destroy or annihilate, usually in sports. Made to feel superior compared to the opponent.
The winning team poned the losing team for the tenth game

in a row.
by The vocab boss August 29, 2013