Moonee Ponds 

Moonee Ponds is an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city of Melbourne, VIC, Australia.

P1 - "Where do you live?"
P2 - "In an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city."
P1 - "So near Moonee Ponds?"
P2 - "Bang on."

Moonee Ponds by Nankers March 21, 2011

Tavak/Jon Ponds 

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

Tavak/Jon Ponds by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Melody Pond 

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.

Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...

Melody Pond by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013

Ponads

Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock

That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.

Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011

Ponder 

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021