Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.
2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.
3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...