1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.
2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.
3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...
Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993