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a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.
thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.
by grumpyboy September 13, 2005
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To take something from someone with their permission.
Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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A fuckin private school boy goin to an all boy school, usually a border, who thinks hes so top shit and never takes of his boater (fancy straw hat thing) and always wears his tie and blazer and top button done up even when its like 40degrees C. Strutts around as if the fuckin class system was still in place and refers to others of lower financial standing as 'plebs' or 'peasants'. Usually lives in some fancy-pants suburb like valcluse or mosman and goes to riverveiw, shore or cranbrook. Should all be killed with a sharp stick.
"Dude dyou see that Cranbrook boy?...hes such a ponce...i mean for gods sakes its saturday, he could at least take of his boater!!"
by Beastie May 06, 2005
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A guy who dresses polished and fashionable. Always has his hair combed perfect.
Doug; Whos the new guy working at the club is he a fag or something?

Kyle; Nah fool that's Abel he's ponce.

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by Knightrook March 12, 2010
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you ponce!
by daf9 April 16, 2003
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a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)
boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"
by <3ponces July 09, 2010
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A ponce, is a male figure who lives off the earnings of a female figure. For example, the term originally means "a man who lives off of his prostitute's earnings." This term can be applied more normally to a man who doesn't have enough money to pay for himself, and then uses a female's money to help him get by.
You're such a ponce, dude.
There's some real poncely behavior going on here.
I'm going to need to be a ponce today.
by Poncely November 03, 2007
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