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1. (n) a slang term with negative connotations used to berate oneself when having done something unwise. see also: "shubin", "mach shubin", and "pons mach shubin"
oh god! i can't believe i lost all that money. what a pons!
by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008
 
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pon
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Pon di river Pon di bank
by Rexall September 15, 2003
 
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pon
PON (verb, noun)

Similar to pwn, but dates back to a Warcraft guild that turned the word pwn and replaced the w with an o

1. An act of dominating an opponent.
2. Flawless victory. Schooled. Lesson taught. Owned beyond conventional words, and so excited about it
3. Abbreviation for the gaming clan Phalanx of Nod
We pon'd our opponent in that arena
by AmishMafia February 15, 2010
 
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Short for Piece of Nasty Shit
You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!
by KingSoot November 21, 2006
 
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1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'
1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?
by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004
 
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pronounced \"pon\". not the same as pon.

P.O.N.: Punk Over Night. Individuals who purchase items like black jelly bracelets, fingerless gloves, Misfits patches, and Sex Pistols t-shirts from Hot Topic and then believe they\'ve joined a movement. Tend to yell things such as \"ANARCHY!\" and \"FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT!\" at no one without knowing why, but they know they like their spiky leather belt.

Devoid of any original thought processes or ideas. Usually found cruising myspace.com for makeup/hair ideas and bands to pretend to listen to.

Tend to slut around with other PON\'s or real punks to try to earn their respect. They usually don\'t suceed.
Lizzy is such a fucking PON. Last month she was wearing her goddamn Juicy velour tracksuit and now she\'s busting and Operation Ivy t-shirt and has pierced her nose.
by the only adria. April 26, 2005
 
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slang for TAMPON.
The 'pon machine in the bathroom is broken, can I borrow one?
by willa-mena October 29, 2003