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Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park). Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?
The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi. |
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| 30. | DYKWIA | ||
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Do You Know Who I Am? A pompous, self-important asshole walked into the restaurant and started throwing a DYKWIA fit with all the servers.
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| 31. | Trancemitter | ||
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Term describing a 32 yr old american male thats spends his sad life on a chatroom trying to act clever and failing miserably,pretending to click people on ignore due to his inability to come up with intelligent comebacks.
Also known as Tom,Fred and Clickety Click. A living legend,famous for his empty sentences, repetitions and extremely ugly,much younger and overweighted online girlfriends. Examples of Trancemitter behaviour can be found in the 30s chatters hangout in teenchat.com where he spends his life trying to impress fat young girls.
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| 32. | Trancemitter | ||
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Term describing a 32 yr old american male thats spends his sad life on a chatroom trying to act clever and failing miserably,pretending to click people on ignore due to his inability to come up with intelligent comebacks.
Also known as Tom,Fred and Clickety Click. A living legend,famous for his empty sentences, repetitions and extremely ugly,much younger and overweighted online girlfriends. Examples of Trancemitter behaviour can be found in the 30s chatters hangout in teenchat.com where he spends his life trying to impress fat young girls.
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| 33. | Corvette logic | ||
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Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.
These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one. Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.
Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58. Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one. |
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| 34. | Smug Cunt | ||
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- One who
1. Believes, and practices the belief that he is inherently superior to others, esp. with musical playing ability. 2. Often uses a large amount of jargonic terminology to baffle people, which in turn gives them intense feelings of self satisfaction. 3. Can act as a group, where one is seen at gigs with other smug cunts, folding their arms, nudging each other and making inside remarks about the band performing. 1. Some Guy: "So anyway, what's so bad about his drumming?"
Smug Cunt: "I think it's bad because he plays messily and his technique is horrible. He simply plays too much fast stuff with an excessive amount of snare drum. His drumming is absent of control, and he is not particularly dynamic. He just doesn't take drumming seriously." Some Guy: "Ok, fair enough. Heard of Mike Portnoy?" Smug Cunt: "What a stupid question. Of course I have, I'm an experienced drummer" 2. Smug Cunt: "So how would you rank his drumming?" Some Guy: "Well, I don't really know anything about drums. He's pretty good, I suppose he's quite fast" Smug Cunt: "Oh really? Well I think it's typical of young drummers thesedays. They try to drum incredibly fast but are oblivious to how sloppy they are. I doubt he has any sense of precision or finesse, let alone groove." Some Guy: "... (He hasn't even met/heard this drummer yet)" 3. Smug Cunt 1: *nudges* "That bird on guitar is as horrible as she sounds" Smug Cunt 2: "Oh definitely, definitely" |
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| 35. | Beamy | ||
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A word used typically to describe a person who is blinded by a solopsistic brand of naiveté to such a specification that he, or indeed she, believes themselves to be of far greater value than they in fact are. An erronous yet unforgivably arrogant and falsely egotistical state of self which is often met with the punishing distain of it's better-knowing observers.
Those who can be defined with this word often create spectacles of themselves to draw attention to the value they believe to exist there. Most of the time, even though often surrounded by a number of people who are foolishly taken in by their projections of self worth, such people have many unimpressed peers who find it difficult not to ridicule them frequently for being so egocentrically and mistakenly abhorrent in their pretentiousness. The personification of fool's gold. Spectator 1: "Yo, that white kid is fly, check out his bling and his rims and shit."
Spectator 2: "You're kidding right? That's one beamy motherfucker right there!" |
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