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The Olympians 

The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.
Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid
The Olympians by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018

winter olympians 

If you're concerned about crime, consider a town loaded with winter olympians.
winter olympians by griffin77 December 9, 2008

Polypian Q Pleppoon

Short for Pleb, in this case a particularly hard-core member of the lower orders, a prole, one of the hoi polloi, the Great Unwashed. A crude crass gross-grain, graceless and charmless. Has no culture or learning and don't want none neither. Compare les plepons in French, i pieponi in Italian: a word with pedigree.
Polypian Q PLeppoon can't read the News of the World any more, insofar as he can read at all. Maybe he got it for the pictures. I wonder what he will do now? I suppose he's still got Git Magazine. He'll probably smoke yet more pungent cheap fags, drink more evil-smelling cheap beer, and hold more loud parties for the benefit of local council scum who swarm over his slutty daughter like flies over a specially luscious turd.
Polypian Q Pleppoon by Mr Thin December 24, 2012
The art of using the Olympics as a political forum. Persons who participate in Polympics are called polympians. They can range from common protesters to presidents. Most recent use of Polympics is the protests of China's occupation of Tibet. The 1980 boycott of the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan is another example of Polympics.
Yesterday, the Polympians in San Francisco tried to blow out the Olympic Torch, because they were protesting China's occupation of Tibet. That is an example of Polympics.
Polympics by jimsdun April 9, 2008
The celebrated gathering and athletic competition of professional pole dancers. Each contestant is judged on her expert understand and performance of the most complex and visually entertaining poses, while nude on the exalted stripper pole.
I am definitely going to the strip club tonight to cheer for Alesha in the 2009 Polympics
polympics by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009

Twelve Olympians Hypothesis

A speculative framework positing that the major forces, constants, and phenomena of nature correspond to twelve fundamental, interactive "archetypal principles," modeled after the Greek Olympian gods. Each "Olympian" represents a core aspect of cosmic order: e.g., Zeus (electromagnetism/lightning), Hera (binding nuclear forces/marriage), Poseidon (quantum field fluctuations/sea), Hades (gravity/entropy/the underworld of collapsed states), Athena (information structure/wisdom), Ares (entropic decay/conflict). The hypothesis suggests the universe operates through the continuous, often contentious, interactions of these twelve irreducible principles, and that their mythological relationships (affairs, wars, alliances) allegorize physical interactions (force couplings, symmetry breaks).
Example: Particle physics becomes a divine soap opera. A Zeus-photon (flashy, pervasive) interacts with an Aphrodite-quark (charm quark, binding through "attraction"). Their coupling, mediated by a Hermes-boson (force carrier), produces new particles in an event that mirrors a mythological tryst. The Twelve Olympians Hypothesis argues that the ancient Greeks weren't personifying nature; they were intuiting a pantheistic physics where personality is property, and the universe's drama is literally written in its laws.