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Polygamist Simp 

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.
This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.
Polygamist Simp by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Polygamy 

Polygamy is simply the accumulation of multiple spouses. Without a marriage recognised by society or law, a relationship created with multiple partners is called Polyamory.
It is unlawful in many countries to marry more than one spouse. Polygamy, as this is termed causes economic conditions which is harder for governments to control.
Polygamy by Andyfarquar August 8, 2016

Polygamist Opportunist 

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.
By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
Polygamist Opportunist by Fasters August 18, 2023

Polygacest

Having multiple husbands/wives while they are also a part of your immediate family.
John: Whoa, Johnny is on his annual Polygacest date today.
Joe: Yeah, I can't believe he's married to three of his sisters.
Polygacest by Dank Memeroni January 4, 2018

Polygamy 

A serious trusting relationship with multiple partners (because it's not cheating if you have no secrets and all partners are alright with you bringing another into the group) and without marriage (because marriage is only used by governments and religions to control stupid people). The larger the group gets, the more consent is needed to bring in new partners. Polygamy is not the same thing as an open relationship because in an open relationship you see and do who you want without asking for anyone's consent first.

The reason the government rejects polygamy as a way of living now is because;

A. The world is based on money, and households are based on a two person income so people work all the time, barely pay their bills, and still maintain I high level of debt while the kids are taken away by the school system and brainwashed to think learning is to repeat what is told to them.

B. They are still forcing religious views and beliefs upon all the citizens, to try and keep everyone stupid, unable to think for themselves and unable to act on their own.

Conclusion: Everyone has a right to their own beliefs, and most laws are just the beliefs of others being forced onto you from birth so you are never aware and still blindly follow. It's time to ask yourself and everyone else "Why?".

Send this definition to all of your friends, FUCK RELIGION, WE ARE THE PEOPLE, WE WANT A FREEDOM OF NO RELIGION. We want a society based on intelligent thought, not blind ignorance.
Polygamy can consist of;

A. One Man And Many Women
B. One Woman And Many Men
C. Many Men
D. Many Women
E. Many Men And Many Women
Polygamy by Selective January 17, 2011

Bird Polygamist 

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.
Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.
Bird Polygamist by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022