GERIATRIC POLY PROBE 

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

polypropylene 

polypropylene a rigid to semi rigid thermoplastic used in everything from kids toys to electrical and electronic products commercial industrial and consumer products

i wanted clay flower pots but ended up with polypropylene flower pots what bummer

polypropylene by littlejimmie October 8, 2019

dry your polypros 

to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious

Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.

"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."

dry your polypros by A. N. Outcer December 12, 2015

polyprodigy

A person who is a prodigy several times over.

The boy was perfect in everything he did. He was polyprodigious!

polyprodigy by Annonymous March 28, 2003