Wally: No way brah, did you see what he is wearing? That guy is obviously a polo-douche. He won't want to get sand on him. He just got done fake tanning and the sand will stick to the tanning lotion.
Girl One: I can't believe I dated that guy for a year! He's such a polo-douche!
Girl Two: I know! He was always more worried about his Abercrombie polo shirts than he was about you. What a douchebag!
Girl One: Not a douchebag, a polo-douche.