Pollywoppus 

A British term, given to someone who says something stupid or makes a stupid remark, usually due to living a sheltered life and having little exposure or knowledge about the world around them.

J: “Want some halloumi for dinner?”
L: “The city in Hawaii?”
J: “No, the cheese! You’re such a pollywoppus!”

Pollywoppus by ColinFrissell October 2, 2016

Pollywaggachuggabonka 

A word from the artist Rob Gee.

POLLYWAGGACHUGGABONKA!!

Pollywaggachuggabonka by Acebammac February 7, 2010

polywog

A tadpole, not a golliwog you thick fucks

That's a nice polywog you have.

polywog by crispyBumCrack October 31, 2017

pollywop

Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound. also commonly known as a cockslap.

Cool Guy: I pollywopped your mom so hard last night that it left a mark

Gay Guy: What's a pollywop?
Cool Guy: Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound.
Gay Guy: You mean a cockslap.
Cool Guy: No. You're a fag

pollywop by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster November 2, 2013

polliwog milkshake 

Swallowing a load of sperm/cum/jizz/spunk. All of the little polliwogs and their inherent protein equal a polliwog milkshake

You said you needed more protein in your diet, so I supplied you with a polliwog milkshake! No, swallow it all. Here, let me help you with what dribbled onto your chin.

polliwog milkshake by RedwoodRed June 4, 2009

alaskan pollywog soup 

semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.

This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.

alaskan pollywog soup by xenoflux May 30, 2006

Pollywog 

One who looks foolish, incompetent and dishonest after miserably failing to scam someone.

Ryan was pollywoged after unknowingly trying to sell a counterfit painting to the original artist.

Pollywog by BreadMann June 11, 2020