|1.||Polo Tie Tuesday|
A holiday celebrated in the USA on Election Tuesday each year. It commemorates all the hard working engineers that wear polo shirts on a daily basis, but are still asked from time to time by their tie-wearing bosses to put on a tie in order to meet with a customer. It is customary for engineers to wear a polo-style shirt, buttoned all the way up, and an accompanying neck tie on this day. It has widespread observation in the states of Michigan and Virginia.
Dude, don't forget to wear your polo tie for Polo Tie Tuesday tomorrow!
Oh yea, and don't mind the funny looks you get at the election polling place!
As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.more...
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
A condition caused by having children. It leaves a person unable to fill in a voter registration card, remember how to fill in a ballot, drive to a polling place, or remember election day at all. or Any excuse to not vote by parents.
Jane had drop the youngest off at day-care before work, and Dick had to pick the oldest up from football after work. Neither voted on election day and now we are stuck with Rick Scott. I hate voter-autism