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A messed up system up electing people to lead an entire country when almost half the population doesn't even vote.
I wish a presidential candidate would tell everyone he wouldn't do anything in office...Then nothing wrong could really happen. Stupid politics...
by alvoter September 17, 2012
 
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Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
by Obama2014 September 01, 2012
 
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Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.

Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon February 10, 2012
 
60.
The art of herding sheep.
Sheep are perfectly fine with being fed the same shit by different farmers. Hence, politics.
by SoulDestroy July 22, 2011
 
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The most boring shit you will ever hear on the radio or view on the TV.
1) The political parties are all fucking boring.
2) The people involved in politics are dirty moneygrabbers.
by ReFL3X July 12, 2014
 
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"poli", from the Greek 'poly' meaning 'many'; and aka +, "tics", blood sucking parasites = "many blood sucking parasites".
Politicians constitute politics.
by The Altruen June 11, 2014
 
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Politics is merely an art of convincing others to commit an act which is beneficial for yourself.
Political Parties convincing general public to vote for them ; which is ultimately beneficial for the political parties only. Here the art politics can be easily seen when the parties try to convince the general publi to vote for them.
by vikalpsri October 01, 2013