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36.
the process of decision making for individuals and/or groups
politics is everywhere
by BlankGirl December 26, 2004
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37.
A game with no end. It always pisses people off and reeks with corruption. It causes pointless strife, bloodshed, and debt, destroys lives, wastes time and money, and messes up the world. Politicans (however u spell the name) are people that carry out politics and infect the world and catch the normal person in their current.In countries with a democracy the strife is between Democrats (asses) and Republicans (fat and lzy creatures also asses) who argue day and night and get nowhere. Occasionaly get things right every million years. Does absolutely nothing to help the people but feed off them Poly=many ticks= parasites combined you get many paracites. If they want to help us then STOP ARGUING AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES. They also lock people up for telling the truth because THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
the world
George Bush and Bill Clinton
Democracy
Political Parties
any Paracitic lifeform
Government
all the above are the incarnation of Politics
by BWolfLP April 20, 2011
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38.
Origin: A utilization of the traditionally defined 'politic' made popular by the Wu Tang Clan in the early '90's.

Definition: 1. to handle business or professional matters. / 2. to socialize for personal or professional gain
A: Yo son, you wanna come puff on a blunt?
B: I gotta stop by my lawyer's office n politic for a minute but I'll get at you after.

A: You wanna go out tonight or just chill in the cut?
B: I'm gonna go out downtown to politic with some cats n get my name out there, maybe even shop the demo.
by Raekwon-Webster November 23, 2009
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39.
One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.
Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.
by Cheapskateninja December 09, 2005
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40.
A game without rules.
It's called "politics", not "the Olympics".
by kt_mcq February 15, 2008
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41.
A stupid game where
a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation"
b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant

The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.
USA; China; 20th century Germany, Russia, and Italy; Greece; France, all are nations, all involve politics, no regular citizens win.
by UnfuckTheWorld November 17, 2011
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42.
Tyranny with manners.
Politics are the great pissing match of todays government.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 01, 2010
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