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The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.
by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003
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the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.
"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."
by Diego February 10, 2004
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Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.
Typical politics in action:

Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!
by Santa Claussssss December 20, 2009
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the process of decision making for individuals and/or groups
politics is everywhere
by BlankGirl December 26, 2004
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the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.
Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.
by Achory September 24, 2009
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Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed
politics is raping you up the bunghole
by fuck the NWO October 07, 2005
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