politics

Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.

Typical politics in action:

Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!

by Santa Claussssss December 21, 2009

politics

the process of decision making for individuals and/or groups

politics is everywhere

by BlankGirl December 26, 2005

politics

when opinions become factual.

**Any dinner conversation or facebook status involving politics**

by murquix December 21, 2011

politics

the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.

"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."

by Diego February 11, 2004

politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.

LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.

by Ricky the Nudnik February 6, 2012

politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

by Not Proud to be an American April 24, 2003

politics

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

by Bobzilla June 3, 2005