I'm not getting involved in this.
Well you see, I'm voting for, well, uh, you see, I'm an Independent (Lie) and...well the system. Yeah, you gotta think about the system, consider voting these days and stuff. Say, what type of lube do you use for anal sex? I'd be much more comfortable talking about that than politics.
by Jacob Orr October 17, 2010
the most evil and destructive force known to man.
politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.
by Judge Fudge August 12, 2006
a place where causing hatred and fear are stronger tools than logic and morality.
Rather than being a forum to better the country, politics is more like 5 year olds arguing.

by partisan politics should die August 30, 2007
if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public
by stan March 16, 2005
Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.
Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.
by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003
To vay for position. To "get in good". Putting one's self in a position to succeede, or reap the rewards of some posiitive outcome.
My friend and I both liked the same girl so we were always politicing to see who could get with her first.
by Hotobu June 30, 2003

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