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15.
life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes March 04, 2006
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Well it's like this.

Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.
Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.
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17.
Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.

There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.

Democrats say that their side is the best.

Et cetera et cetera.
by Not Zane July 24, 2004
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the Democrats are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" and the Republicans are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" playing the "bad cops"
its all an act
politics is all an act
by kill hippies January 11, 2006
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19.
Showbusiness for the ugly. Honestly, how many attractive politicians are there?
The definition of politics is right there ^^^
by gadzooks November 13, 2005
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20.
1. The profession of lying.

2. Politics is often a touchy subject because often people having differing political views - sometimes radical views - however, this doesen't mean you should insult others views (as insane as they may be).

3. Politics is the process of making decisions for groups. Politics if often a word used when referring to governments. It is one of the main causes of death in the world.
1. John Howard: "Interest rates will never go up in the forseeable future!"

Years later...

News reporter: "Yes, well in recent weeks we have noticed a significant rise in interest rates...."

2. See liberal.

3. North Korea's government leaders (Kim II Sung, Kim Jong-il) used politics to set up what is often called a totalitarian dictatorship, they set up propanga in their media, (the newspapers don't have "real" news, just anti-US propaganda) there is only one TV channel, which is all about Norh Korea's "Dear Leader", Kim Jong-il.

The "quest for communism" has often resulted in millions of deaths, (see Soviet Union) when in practice, Communism is an extremely difficult system to establish and to maintain. Communist governments often become repressive dictatorships, and the whole point of Communism (to have a classless society, businesses not being able to exploit the average worker, "utopian society") becomes skewed by the government's view of becoming the strongest nation in the world (again, see North Korea).

The main reason for politics being bad is human nature - greed.
by Tredmond October 28, 2005
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21.
The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.
"Let's talk politics."
"Get your brain out of your pants!"
by Sakhalin Cruschev April 12, 2006
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