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To lie
Im going to politics this test!
by Pulid December 08, 2002
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by DKsDownBInTheAir July 26, 2009
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Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."
God, I hate politics.
by Pshaw May 16, 2005
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The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
by AYB April 27, 2003
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The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
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Showbusiness for the ugly. Honestly, how many attractive politicians are there?
The definition of politics is right there ^^^
by gadzooks November 13, 2005
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The altruistic art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with prudence, enlightenment and efficiency.

40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“I’m not going to vote, I hate politics.”

“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
by PJMac August 23, 2012
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