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A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods. Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect Kerry is perfect Bush is perfect |
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Poli: Many
+ Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures. ________________________________________ = Many bloodsucking creatures. Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist... |
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Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple" normal person: "what the fuck?" brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics" normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"
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1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."
2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness. Senate, White House, House of Representatives.
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To lie Im going to politics this test!
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A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God. A Democrat thinks he IS God. Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus! |
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The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected. Politics is the root of all evil.
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The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
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