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The altruistic art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with prudence, enlightenment and efficiency.

40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“I’m not going to vote, I hate politics.”

“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
by PJMac August 23, 2012
 
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A messed up system up electing people to lead an entire country when almost half the population doesn't even vote.
I wish a presidential candidate would tell everyone he wouldn't do anything in office...Then nothing wrong could really happen. Stupid politics...
by alvoter September 17, 2012
 
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Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
by Obama2014 September 01, 2012
 
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Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.

Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon February 10, 2012
 
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The art of herding sheep.
Sheep are perfectly fine with being fed the same shit by different farmers. Hence, politics.
by SoulDestroy July 22, 2011
 
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The most boring shit you will ever hear on the radio or view on the TV.
1) The political parties are all fucking boring.
2) The people involved in politics are dirty moneygrabbers.
by ReFL3X July 12, 2014
 
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"poli", from the Greek 'poly' meaning 'many'; and aka +, "tics", blood sucking parasites = "many blood sucking parasites".
Politicians constitute politics.
by The Altruen June 11, 2014
 
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Politics is merely an art of convincing others to commit an act which is beneficial for yourself.
Political Parties convincing general public to vote for them ; which is ultimately beneficial for the political parties only. Here the art politics can be easily seen when the parties try to convince the general publi to vote for them.
by vikalpsri October 01, 2013