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Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!
by Noobmuncher3000 May 16, 2007
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Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
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Bullshit that keeps everyone from the truth.
Look at all of this violence in the world; it is due to politics.
by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013
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when opinions become factual.
**Any dinner conversation or facebook status involving politics**
by murquix December 20, 2011
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The least civilized form of man-on-man combat.
Politics is so annoying. Why can't we vote for scientists or economists instead of politicians.
by the sad truth February 11, 2013
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The most boring shit you will ever hear on the radio or view on the TV.
1) The political parties are all fucking boring.
2) The people involved in politics are dirty moneygrabbers.
by ReFL3X July 12, 2014
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Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
by Obama2014 September 01, 2012
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