The altruistic art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with prudence, enlightenment and efficiency.

40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“I’m not going to vote, I hate politics.”

“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
by PJMac August 23, 2012
the cause of all the worlds problems and the solution to all the worlds problems.
by joeitit August 18, 2003
Bullshit
Politics = bullshit. You know it's true.
by DKsDownBInTheAir July 26, 2009
the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on
If you beleive Bush is not in bed with Clinton then you have no idea what politics are all about
by MEATLOGO February 20, 2006
"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.
by Murdoch September 19, 2003
The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies
Politics:
republicans suck
democrats suck
by ZQ December 09, 2005
A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods.
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
by Galen Deepinglen August 04, 2004
life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes March 04, 2006

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