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27.
Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.
Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
 
1.
Poli: Many
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Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
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= Many bloodsucking creatures.
Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.




-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
 
2.
Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"

normal person: "what the fuck?"

brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"
by bbbbbbbbbbbb March 31, 2005
 
3.
1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."

2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
Senate, White House, House of Representatives.
 
4.
To lie
Im going to politics this test!
by Pulid December 08, 2002
 
5.
A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:

A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.

A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!

Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
by Duck Mama March 15, 2005
 
6.
The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
Politics is the root of all evil.
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
 
7.
The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
by AYB April 27, 2003