1. The profession of lying.

2. Politics is often a touchy subject because often people having differing political views - sometimes radical views - however, this doesen't mean you should insult others views (as insane as they may be).

3. Politics is the process of making decisions for groups. Politics if often a word used when referring to governments. It is one of the main causes of death in the world.
1. John Howard: "Interest rates will never go up in the forseeable future!"

Years later...

News reporter: "Yes, well in recent weeks we have noticed a significant rise in interest rates...."

2. See liberal.

3. North Korea's government leaders (Kim II Sung, Kim Jong-il) used politics to set up what is often called a totalitarian dictatorship, they set up propanga in their media, (the newspapers don't have "real" news, just anti-US propaganda) there is only one TV channel, which is all about Norh Korea's "Dear Leader", Kim Jong-il.

The "quest for communism" has often resulted in millions of deaths, (see Soviet Union) when in practice, Communism is an extremely difficult system to establish and to maintain. Communist governments often become repressive dictatorships, and the whole point of Communism (to have a classless society, businesses not being able to exploit the average worker, "utopian society") becomes skewed by the government's view of becoming the strongest nation in the world (again, see North Korea).

The main reason for politics being bad is human nature - greed.
by Tredmond October 29, 2005
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A game with no end. It always pisses people off and reeks with corruption. It causes pointless strife, bloodshed, and debt, destroys lives, wastes time and money, and messes up the world. Politicans (however u spell the name) are people that carry out politics and infect the world and catch the normal person in their current.In countries with a democracy the strife is between Democrats (asses) and Republicans (fat and lzy creatures also asses) who argue day and night and get nowhere. Occasionaly get things right every million years. Does absolutely nothing to help the people but feed off them Poly=many ticks= parasites combined you get many paracites. If they want to help us then STOP ARGUING AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES. They also lock people up for telling the truth because THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
the world
George Bush and Bill Clinton
Democracy
Political Parties
any Paracitic lifeform
Government
all the above are the incarnation of Politics
by BWolfLP April 21, 2011
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Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"

normal person: "what the fuck?"

brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"
by bbbbbbbbbbbb April 1, 2005
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1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."

2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
Senate, White House, House of Representatives.
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To lie
Im going to politics this test!
by Pulid December 9, 2002
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The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
by AYB April 27, 2003
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the Democrats are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" and the Republicans are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" playing the "bad cops"
its all an act
politics is all an act
by kill hippies January 11, 2006
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