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A person who has made a profession out of deceiving and controlling the masses by manipulating their emotions and exploiting their ignorance. All use common tactics of promising change, delivering moving speeches, and vehemently defending their positions (albiet without presenting any factual evidence) See Barack Obama or John McCain .
As long as Americans continue "following their hearts" and electing charismatic Politicians, they will continue to be ignored and misused by their government.
by SeesWhatYouCant July 19, 2008
someone who wears a hat when they crap so that they know which end to wipe!

they have no sense of humor.
you will never see politicians at a comedy lounge
by speghetti_face December 11, 2007
(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
Politicians help me start a bowel movement.
by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009

politicians are all homosexuals
left,right....they're all a bunch of cocksucking fagz!
by bastards February 19, 2005
A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)
by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 04, 2011
The world's second oldest profession. Which is probably the reason why does it have so much in common with the first one.
A politician once said that half of the members of the senate are liars. When he was asked to apologize, he said that half of the members of the senate are not liars.
by Kvigzog June 11, 2009
An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole
by Eric Kemp August 10, 2007