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Politicians make me sick. They think they can just sit back and pocket the tax money we work hard to earn. We give it to the government to help US in return. But does that happen? NO. You get some nut like Reagan spending Billions of dollars on a "star wars defense system." "You see, it works by beaming a laser into space, where it bounces off a satilite, destroying a nuclear warhead, or any missile." But what happens if that missile DOES contain a nuke? It doesnt just go away. No. The radiation from the blast would spread throughout the ENTIRE world carried by the wind at the altitude it would be destroyed. Good idea? No.
you, your friends, and my dick.
by etta-nay December 16, 2004
 
1.
1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.
George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!
by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004
 
2.
People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
 
3.
corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete fuckwit.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: liar, whore, fake.
George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

iEcl. Rhodri Morgan/i
by snap March 16, 2003
 
4.
lying asshole
politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
 
5.
Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
 
6.
Crook driven by money.
Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.
by Care-line January 06, 2006
 
7.
A dirty thieving cocksucker.
That Reggie is a fucking politician.
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002