something that everyone should aim for and fire till it falls.
politicians suck decomposing elephonky dick
by judahwar July 12, 2011

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1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.
George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!
by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

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corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete fuckwit.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: liar, whore, fake.
George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

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by snap March 16, 2003

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lying asshole
politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004

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Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

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Crook driven by money.
Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.
by Care-line January 06, 2006

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-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me
by it's a lie February 26, 2005

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A dirty thieving cocksucker.
That Reggie is a fucking politician.
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

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