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1.
1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Words related to polishing the torpedo

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