a language of impossible consonant combinations
Polish: rlymrliszczi tyszrl julr hylrdsz
by ben hurts January 06, 2011

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Being from the nation of Poland.
That polish guy kicked you irish ass.
by Calvin Defson November 14, 2003

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A very strange and aggressive breed of human that inhabit a place near Russia. Often are scam artists and beggars. Possibly dangerous people. Jack the Ripper was rumored to be a Polish man. (Aron Kozminski) Most American serial killers and shoplifters happen to be Polish or have Polish ancestry. (Eva Maria Malczewski, Ted Kaczynski, Rafal Kaldon, Peter Kudzinowski, John Wayne Gacy) Hmn. Coincidence?

The whole country is almost like a ghost town, and only has old 14-15th century Roman Catholic churches. But to the Northwest it features highways that were once built by Germans.

They are known for their excellent beer, though. warka
Never marry a Polish girl or she will literally take your money and cut your nuts off !!
by Charmouche December 15, 2016

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The act of fucking someone's armpit.
I fucked her so many ways last night, I decided to finish Polish

She was so fucking sloppy down below, I could only get friction by going Polish
by Lou Skunt December 07, 2011

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Self-hating Russians that stole half of their land from Germany in WW2. Along with the Czechs. Known for stealing and migrating everywhere and taking jobs, even in Canada and the USA. And their bad English. Tend to work in very sketchy fields (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankers, abortionists. Telemarketers, salesman, prostitution, hub-cap traders, for the ones that are less shrewd.) often leach off the working class. usually worse than Mexicans and more unskilled for the job, despite being white. most are chumps and pinheads, many Poles lack street smarts

P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
They needed to create a new country on stolen German territory with a new ethnicity of self-hating Russians called "Poles", and create a country of Poland, just for hating their own Russian kinship?! the Polish people...
by Helba the Hacker June 17, 2016

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(verb)

1. To cause to become smooth and shiny by rubbing.

2. To apply oral sex to, especially in "polish his knob" and similar phrases.
"She got drunk at the party and said she was looking for someone suitably hung so she could polish his knob."
by anarcissie May 01, 2008

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form of the game ping pong where one person gets to hit the other with a ping pong ball after each point.
f dude look at what she did to me when we were playing "polish" today!
by Joe Sereda October 13, 2008

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