1. When a man has genital warts on his cock
I went to the doctor to see about these bumps on my one-eyed willy so I could get rid of them, and he said, "relax son, now you have a polish tickler for the ladies!"
When a woman sits on a man's face, and he blows air into her butt hole.
Nothing was as wonderful as the vibrations from the Polish tickler he gave to me.